Video talking about my shitty videos. Remember, they'll suck until they get better.
Other topics include: the crap at the bottom of the coffee cup, another damn diet of course, underwhelming Chinese takeout, some burping, a prostate, aliens from the future and the ever present discussion of "um".
Yet another approach to these videos. I make prepare bratwurst, sauerkraut with apple. Saint Arnold's Tarnation is consumed. Ugly, yet tasty sandwiches are produced. Terrible tongs are chosen.
Volumetric measuring is the shifty eyed brother-in-law of quantification, always trying to cut corners and get away with something and I just don’t trust it. Not when food cost, recipe development, and nutrition calculations are on the line. Not on my watch, buster!
I’m obsessed with sausage right now. I really want a bratwurst on a hearty artisanal roll, the kind with all the whole grains kneaded into the dough, but still soft on the outside. I want that, with a stone ground or heavy horseradish mustard, covered with proper sauerkraut. Adequately rinsed, sauteed gently in a little bacon fat and seasoned with juniper and caraway, garnished with caramelized onions and way too much Swiss cheese.
