I'm honestly the worst food blogger ever. I rarely post recipes, and I’m not here to sell you stuff. Mostly, this blog is about what it's like to become a food blogger after burning out from years of relentless adulting. Now, that’s not to say I’m not doing food-related things in the background. I am, but in an effort to keep my “brand” (Your Honor! I object. Counsel is douchey. Sustained.) true to my intent, I need to create a consistent, repeatable product.